start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your __% Virgin.

Smoked
Drank alcohol
Cried when someone died
Been drunk
Had sex
Been to a concert
Gotten/given a hand job
Gotten/given a blow job
Been verbally/sexually harassed
Verbally/sexualy harassed somebody

total: 92

Felt someone up and/or been felt up
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
Been to formal/prom
Cried at school
Gotten lost in a department store
Went streaking
Given or received a lap dance
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room

total: 85

Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
Kissed a stranger
Hugged a stranger
Went scuba diving
Driven a car
Gotten an x-ray
Hit by a car
Had a party
Done serious drugs

total: 79

Played strip poker/darts
Got paid to strip for someone
Ran away from home
Broken a bone
Eaten sushi
Bought porn
Watched porn
Made porn
Had a crush on someone of the same sex
Been in love

total: 76

French kissed
Laughed so hard you cried
Cried yourself to sleep
Laughed yourself to sleep
Stabbed yourself
Shot a gun
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
Been online for 9 consecutive hours
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours
Watched an animal die

total: 70

Watched a person die
Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
Pranked somebody
Put somebody in the hospital
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
Kissed somebody of the same sex
Dressed punk
Dressed goth
Dressed preppy
Been to a motocross race

total: 67

Avoided somebody
Been stalked
Stalked someone (LMFAO!)
Met a celebrity
Played an instrument
Ridden a horse
Cut yourself
Bungee jumped
Ding dong ditched somebody
Been to a wild party

total: 60

Been caught stealing something
Kicked/punched a guy in the balls
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
Gone out with your friend's crush
Got arrested
Been pregnant
Babysat
Been to another country
Started your house on fire
Had an encounter with a ghost

total: 57

Donated your hair to cancer patients
Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
Cried over a member of the opposite sex
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months
Sat on your butt all day
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
Had a job
Gotten cut from a sports team
Been called a whore
Danced like a whore

total: 49

Been told you resemble a celebrity
Been in a car accident
Been told you have beautiful eyes
Been told you have beautiful hair
Raped somebody
Danced in the rain
Been rejected
Left a restaurant without paying
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
Been raped

total: 44%

and two years ago i was at 53%...

You cannot help but feeling disheartened and dismayed about Liverpool; hence you cannot help but agree with the lad's statement below.

I almost wish that Liverpool fails miserably this season so that some drastic action can happen from the board. Problems at this club are extremely deeply rooted. Starting from the board's arguments, the manager (his footballing philosophy/backward tactics and mediocre players), the academy (very little talent produced since Rafa's arrival- look at Man City, or even Middlesbrough), and even the fans (our delusion, unwillingness to face the fact that we need to catch up to Man Utd's spirit and Arsenal's management, our fear of embarrassment), poor financial performance... the list can go on.

Yet, as a club, they cannot bear to face it due to the avoidance of embarrassment. Guess what, the longer it lingers, the longer the club consequently suffers. We need to stop blaming the board about their lack of financial support, because using 38 million to buy a useless player (namely Aquilini) who cannot live up to his hype, with 0? starts is simply ridiculous and unjustifiable. Fans cannot just push the historical fault of the entirety of the club towards two old men that continues to fund the operations of the club when the supposedly "trusted hands" (as we're told repeatedly by some propaganda to trust the manager, ie. Rafa) fail. Accept it: WE, as a unit, ARE ALL TO BLAME.

I'm feeling extremely (and more and more so) alienated about Liverpool Football Club. Not, I repeat, NOT, because of the lack of trophies, but we are going backwards, both MORALLY and SPIRATUALLY, as a team.

In fact, the lack of results are simply a REFLECTION of that continuous decay.

That's enough about the club for today.

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comment by RayKrebbsSideBurns (U14409697)
from BBC 606 forum

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/F16759221?thread=7414829&show=50

It's articles like the one above that have left me totally disheartened with what it is to be a Liverpool supporter. Every day I have to listen to people in this city saying that this is just a blip and we'll bounce back this season. [b] Any sort of criticism of the manager or players is dismissed as being not from a real fan, and its left me feeling totally isolated. [/b] Slowly I've come to realise that their whole ethos is based on a combination of blind faith and self pity, and this is exemplified in King's article. For one of the chief football reporters for the Liverpool Echo to publish a piece telling Jamie Redknapp what he should or should not say is pathetic. Firstly as Redknapp's views are hardly held in high esteem, but secondly it perpetuates the idea of the self-pitying, they're-all-against-us philosophy of the Scouser. This may amaze King, but [b] there is no conspiracy against Liverpool F.C. within the media [/b] and if anything his own articles exacerbate the situation. What results is a thinly veiled attempt at deflecting attention away from the painfully obvious problems at the club and onto Redknapp, who is little more than a vacuous Sky Sports Sales Executive. I'm not interested in the Benitez debate, the ownership debate, or any other ridiculous fan forum topics like whether Lucas is good enough or not. It's all become so tedius and while all this petty squabbling is going on everyone seems to have lost perspective on the only thing that matters this season: 17 defeats.

I have had some fun aruging with Paul Tomkins on the LFC website. This is another idiot who gets paid for spouting rose tinted nonsense every week while sweeping under the carpet the real issues at the club, but I quickly realised that this guy is far more typical of the average Liverpool fan than I am. Last night I realised that I've watched more Barcelona games this season than Liverpool, for obvious reasons. I've also not been to Anfield in 2010. [b] I can feel my love for the club slipping away and I've come to the conclusion that if its blind faith and eternal optimism that is needed, then this club isn't for me. This season has left me feeling like a battered housewife who keeps going back to her abusive husband. [/b] So I'd like to thank Benitez, his staff, the Americans, and several members of the 1st team squad for opening my eyes to this horrible relationship. After 22 years of LFC in my life, enough is enough.

unexpected gifts are always the best :))
they are delicious enough (except the caramel one of course) without me trying to open it.

the harmless fun goes on